Archive for August, 2008
Purely Political Reasons Why Governor Schwarzenegger should sign SB840
Schwarzenegger can’t run again for governor, he can’t run for president, so his only likely option is the senate. Barbara Boxer will be up for reelection in 2010, his last year as governor. SB840 is the single-payer universal healthcare bill introduced by State Senator Senator Kuehl (formerly Zelda in Dobie Gillis- awesome) This bill would [...]
Perry Mason Theme
Not sure if I am a perv or what, but I always thought and still think the Perry Mason Theme sounds like a strip tease. A good old fashioned strip tease. When the ladies were big and jiggly all over, not just in the fake boobs.
I was wondering if anyone/everyone has used the song in stripping before. [...]
I’m Not Dissapointed in John Edwards, Because I Was Never Appointed With Him In the First Place
I’ve been aware of him since 1998, and I have always thought he was an extra-cheesy politician. He told a friend of a friend in a Raleigh law office it was his destiny to be president. I guess he read the tea leaves wrong. His nouveau populist line didn’t change the cheese factor. Why not just [...]
THE Definition of Rich
A few days ago Pastor Rick Warren asked the candidates the old question “What’s rich?” Obama went with somewhere between 150-250K a year, depending on how you interpret his answer. John McCain said 5 million, in a joking way, depending on how you interpret his answer. This prompted the media to begin asking this question [...]
Andy Kaufman Makes Me Feel Like…
If I was at one of his shows, I would crawl under one of the tables in the corner of the room farthest from the stage, and then giggle quietly until about an hour after he finished.
Mexico’s Televisa CEO tells it like it is, several years ago, before he died
In the words of the late Emilio Azcarraga, the billionaire head of Mexico’s Televisa: “Mexico is a country of a modest, very fucked class, which will never stop being fucked. Television has the obligation to bring diversion to these people and remove them from their sad reality and difficult future.”
I first read this in Robert [...]
What Happens When Everyone Gets Fat?
Will they redo the average weight charts and then everyone will be normal again?
This Just In.
Mind drip produces jarring irrelevancy.