Perry Mason Theme

Not sure if I am a perv or what, but I always thought and still think the Perry Mason Theme sounds like a strip tease. A good old fashioned strip tease. When the ladies were big and jiggly all over, not just in the fake boobs.

I was wondering if anyone/everyone has used the song in stripping before. So I just put in “Perry Mason theme strip tease” into google and got this link http://www.monk.com/display.php?p=People&id=19 It’s about a stripper in New Orleans named Gio who says: “ I also have a show where I put a soft sculpture television on my head and I dance to various themes from television, like Perry Mason, which is really wonderful for removing stockings. It is classic.” So it looks like at least someone else thought of this, usually when I say that people look at me like i am crazy. In a somewhat random irony,  if I am remembering correctly,  this is the same stripper who gave my friend herpes about twenty years ago.

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